December 2011
why do people eat with their mouths open?
why
why
so gross.
people should probably stop killing themselves.
i can’t be friends with dead people.
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since we don't earn vacation time at work, we do...
i thought it was based upon first come, first serve, but i found out that it’s actually based upon seniority (job performance).
i guess a lot of people requested to have spring break off, but i got it first, and only one other person got it. everyone else was denied.
not really a big deal, but it feels good to know something i wanted was rewarded because of job performance, and i was the...
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december used to be such an enjoyable time for me.
now it’s like, “great, we had thanksgiving and that was cool and all but can it be like, the middle of january now?”
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so we just met like, five seconds ago.
why on earth would you tell me that you’re terrible and you just came from a funeral and then proceed to talk about your friend who passed away?
this isn’t me being heartless.
it’s just…
we just met.
do you not know how to lie?
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i miss this song so fucking much.
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so i've learned that apparently 'fire' is the new...
“that cake was so FIRE!”
i’ve also learned that you really couldn’t have been that appreciative of your meal, unless you were to divide the word into two syllables.
like so ~ “FI-YER.”
“how was your lunch?”
me: “oh it was good! like, really really good.” everyone else: “DAMN it was FIRE! Fire. Fi. Yer.”
conclusion/me =...
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everyone at work seemingly hates me cause they're...
“boooo iphone user, you suck, android ro0lz”
and then they want to ask me questions about how to use an iphone because they don’t know anything about it.
-_-
i miss my twin.
that’s all.
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so 46% of mississippi thinks interracial marriage...
a church in kentucky put a ban on interracial marriage
i’m going to make a shirt that says “i’m dating a white guy” and wear it everyday
and everywhere we go, we are going to publicly display the fuck out of our affection
and guess what
we are going to get married
so suck it america
i'm buying melanie laurent a hair brush for...
i don’t even like chick singers, but i love...
today is going to be a glorious day.
it’s cold and rainy outside.
i’m not leaving my bed at all today….except for food, of course.
going to watch the l word all day.
going to dick around on the computer all day.
