new(er[er]) followers
hi.
thanks for following.
let’s go over some things about me.
things i will do
- quote random lyrics constantly.
- be your friend, if you want me to.
- post things and then delete them.
- share my itunes library with you.
- gush over pretty faces (they’re usually the same three faces).
- post pictures of myself.
- care less about whether or not you “like” my content. i’m not here to be popular.
- refuse to succumb to a label.
- type in all lowercase.
things i will not do
- be a bitch (unless provoked).
- whore out my ask link. if you really want to ask me a question, you’ll make the effort to find the link.
- tell you how i’m feeling (it’s the internet, i’m not opening up my book to you).
- unfollow you for disagreeing with me.
- ask for more followers.
- condone stupidity.
- follow you back just because you want more followers.
- pretend to delete my tumblr to gain popularity.
- call you out on something like removing credit (unless you say something offensive).
